Musk Admits He Was An Illegal Immigrant But Claims He Did All The Jobs Americans Won’t Do, Like Running Global Companies

US - In a shocking admission, Elon Musk has revealed that he was once an illegal immigrant. However, he insists it was totally justified because he was doing the kind of jobs Americans simply won’t do—like running major global companies, launching rockets into space, and inventing electric vehicles.

Musk's confession comes on the heels of an exposé that suggested he was undocumented at one point, raising questions about his potential deportation. While maintaining that he was technically legal at the time, Musk argues that his contributions were far more valuable than any routine paperwork.

"Sure, maybe I wasn't fully legal at one point and had to fudge some documents to be here," said the visionary billionaire. "But let's be real—no other Americans were lining up to run companies or shoot rockets into orbit. It's not like I was picking strawberries or something mundane! I was busy figuring out how to connect the entire world with the internet and creating PayPal, a financial tool for everyone. So why wouldn’t you want me here?"

Tech author Ashlee Vance has noted it’s curious that Musk is only now addressing his past, given his previous outspoken stance against illegal immigration.

"I don't see what that has to do with me," Musk retorted, brushing off the implications.

At publishing time, Musk had implemented a new ESG score function on X, seemingly stifling his own voice on the matter while attempting to quantify all the good he’s done for both migrants and humans alike.