Meghan Markle Debuts New Business Idea: The Michael Bloomberg Royal Family Foundation Proclaims

LOS ANGELES - After being widely praised for her recent book idea, The Bench, Meghan Markle appears to have another winner on her hands as reports reveal she will launch the Michael Bloomberg Royal Family Foundation.

"Yes, Meghan Markle is delighted to announce her latest entrepreneurial endeavor, the Michael Bloomberg Royal Family Foundation," a spokesperson confirmed. "The Duchess of Sussex is teaming up with a man who knows what's best for everyone, whether it involves banning large sodas, regulating tobacco, or letting you read his news but ignoring multiple credible allegations of sexual misconduct against him."

According to sources, the foundation will be open to countless multi-national markets and will include a special, elite version of the foundation for which normal, non-international citizens will not qualify. It will also provide handy, illustrated guides so you can better understand and contextualize major world events and know how all other plebes are supposed to think and feel about those events.

"Meghan is excited for all the little people to get a taste of what life is like living under the intelligent and beneficent rule of Michael Bloomberg," the spokesperson added. "Whether you're a monarch in the UK looking to publish a book, or a regular citizen of any other country wanting to have your dietary decisions, news choices, and personal self-defense rights handled responsibly for you, the Michael Bloomberg Royal Family Foundation has your back.**"