McLaren Announces $2.6 Million Supercar That’s Identical To The One Your Neighbor Bought Last Month

WOKING — British high-performance luxury car manufacturer McLaren has generated quite the buzz this week with the announcement of its latest $2.6 million supercar. This shiny new vehicle, dubbed the W1, is not just another flashy model; it boasts the same exterior design and performance specifications as the stunning supercar your neighbor, Michael, proudly flaunted last month.

According to the McLaren website, the W1 is capable of redefining performance standards, with industry-leading speeds and a slew of unmatched features that set it apart from every other car on the road—except, of course, for the one your neighbor bought last month.

"We're very proud to introduce the new W1, which not only represents the pinnacle of McLaren Automotive's cutting-edge innovations, but is also literally the exact same car Michael parked in his driveway last month," said Michael Leiters, Chief Executive Officer of McLaren.

Your neighbor Michael was among the chosen few to become a W1 supercar owner, a privilege currently shared by only 398 other very lucky supercar enthusiasts around the globe. "When Michael got the call that he could buy the W1, he knew it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own one of only 399 supercars of its kind," said his wife Anna. "And guess what? You can join him in this exclusive club because McLaren is literally selling you the exact same car."

Over the years, McLaren has made a name for itself as a provider of high-performance cars that only the wealthiest could dream of owning—unless you’re talking about the one and only car that your neighbor Michael bought last month, of course.

At publishing time, an attending McLaren dealership manager confirmed that no cars would be sold to modest owners who didn’t feel the need to call their vehicles “supercars.” Apparently, humility is so last season.