Man Still Remembers Humiliating Thing He Did In Elementary School

PEMBROKE PINES, FL — Over three decades after the fact, local man Dan Mcginty still remembers the humiliating thing he did in elementary school.

The unforgettable moment of shame, burned permanently into Mcginty's memory, occurred during an otherwise forgettable Thursday afternoon when,... ...n episode of Full House the day before and recently spotted the girl in a school photo wearing the same denim jacket as "Pam" did.

At publishing time, it was discovered that nobody cared.