Man Scrolls Social Media In Search Of Inspirational Rant From Unexpected Celebrity

SPOKANE, WA - Local man Jason Pham spent an afternoon scrolling social media in search of an over-the-top inspirational rant from an unexpected celebrity, sources confirmed.

"I was feeling a little down," said Pham. "I thought maybe a nice dose of motivation would get me going again. That led me to Steve Martin's Twitter feed, because I'm pretty sure he vented about something a few months ago. Once I found that, I moved on to Kevin Costner, and I was finally blessed with the live-saving words of Mark Hammill. It really got me pumped up to go out and live my life to the fullest."

Researchers say Pham is part of a growing demographic of people who seek out sensationalist rants from unexpected celebrities as a pick-me-up. "There are healthier options, like exercise or eating well, but many people turn to the rants of celebrities who are out of touch with normal American life," said Dr. Mabel Hunsucker, of the University of Michigan. "These rants can provide a temporary boost, though the effect is usually short-lived."

As of publishing time, Pham was searching for a celebrity rant about inflation before attempting to book an airline ticket to Florida for an upcoming family vacation despite having only three vacation days and not being able to take time off work during the summer months.