Man Restores Sense Of Awe And Beatific Wonder To Both His Bedroom And Entire Existence By Purchasing PlayStation VR2

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Local man Aaron Hart is reportedly living his life in a constant state of amazement and wonder after purchasing a PSVR2 system.

"Wow…WOW! This is absolutely incredible! Look at my hands! These are my hands!" exclaimed Hart upon taking the VR system out of the box. "Look at my house! Check out those stars up there! Wow, it sure is great to have a house! It sure is great to have a VR setup! What an awesome life I have! I've even got a wife! Wowzer, my wife is sexy. To think she willingly consented to spend almost two full decades with me and will likely prefer I stick around for even more of these decades! Unbelievable.”

The man then proceeded to try the VR system.

As he immersed himself in the vibrant virtual world, Hart's awe and joy reached unprecedented heights, fundamentally shifting his sense of well-being. The PS VR2 experience catapulted him into realms unbound by physical laws, opening up vistas his mortal mind could scarcely comprehend. His expression of unrestrained bliss transformed as he marveled at the stunning graphics and limitless possibilities, feeling as if he were transcending reality itself.

At publishing time, Hart had paused his gameplay to plant new flowers in his perennial garden while savoring the serene ambiance enhanced by an ultralight breeze, proclaiming, "This is better than any game!"