Man Finds Immediate Migraine Relief With Vibrator Strapped To Head

TARBORO, NC — In a bizarre twist of fate, a man plagued by frequent migraines has discovered surprising relief using a pair of vibrating goggles strapped to his forehead. And despite what his friends and family might say, he’s convinced it’s a legitimate medical solution.

"It's a completely normal medical device, and everyone should just calm down about it," declared local man Brad Robinson, stepping out of a friend's dinner party with a look of triumph. "The vibrations distract me from the pain, and when the agony really kicks in, I just turn it up a notch. What’s so weird about this? It’s a perfectly normal pain management device that the FDA approved last year. Sure, it looks a bit unconventional, but it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to my health."

While Robinson’s head-mounted relaxation device looks suspiciously similar to an actual sexual toy, a quick search reveals it’s simply a set of goggles designed to target the temples, boasting 12 separate vibration settings.

"We’re really happy for Brad," said his friend Michelle Webber. "But you can’t ignore the fact that it looks like he has a pair of sex toys strapped to his head. It raises a lot of eyebrows, I’ll say that much!"

At publishing time, Robinson expressed a hope that people would stop sharing the obvious jokes about what might happen if the buzzing got too loud, adding that these goggles are best used well after the headache has faded—maybe even when tackling a full-blown migraine.