Man Earns $10 Amazon Gift Card After Spending $189.57 During Amazon Prime Day

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man Muhammad Kahn is reveling in triumph after earning a prestigious $10 Amazon gift card, thanks to spending an eye-watering $189.57 on a hodgepodge of items during this year's Amazon Prime Day.

"I barely spent a tenth of my total on Prime Day," Kahn said, smirking with satisfaction. "The deals were just too good to resist. A top 100 album from 2008 on CD? Yes, please."

Kahn dedicated a total of 13 hours browsing Amazon during Prime Day, eagerly adding all sorts of items to his cart, mesmerized by discounts as steep as 78 percent. Reality hit hard when he finally logged in to check out and saw the extent of his spending spree. "Oops," he chuckled, as he quickly added a couple of inflatable pug heads, now marked down to $7.12 from $7.99, to numb the pain.

At publishing time, Kahn suffered a minor blow when he discovered that his gift card had been reduced, too. "This guy is living the dream, though," he lamented with a twinge of envy before inevitably adding another item to his cart.