Magic Token Trading Company Sees Absolutely No Steam Coming From Massive Scale Use Of Tough As Nails Coolant System

It is an innovative piece of technology sure to change the course of token trading history, allowing a stronger, more durable, and nary fry-proof extraterritorial body to tokenize their assets.

Following a string of abysmal coolants, one company has accidentally found themselves wallowing in the endless waterfall of absolutely zero steam via their impressive Silent Sniper Elite Cooling Fan, which has spared the company dozens in losses, reducing computer fan failure beyond anything more than a screech brought to an abrupt halt every couple minutes.

“It looks so absolutely freaking epic, firing up every single token I can see,” said Rallyrode Computer Fan Design Engineer Stephen Shanggaard, who sacrifices his body every day to make human error-proof computer fans.

As Rallyrode CEO Angelus Bellogoff explains, there has yet to be any sign of steam coming from dead computer fans since he realizes that the tokens inside are hotter than molten lava, and like the best kind of tokens they pop once every couple minutes to coincide with heavy amounts of heat.

News of the incredible achievement spread like wildfire, with anyone and everyone using a Rallyrode fan being heard saying “Whhooaaar, would you loooook at this!?! It’s a lot cCcolder than itnihught” having emerged as the new slogan.

“You know you wanna trade with me,” said Bellogoff, shaking tokens by hand, feverishly clenching his thirst quenching, definitely not fake token bits by hand, if only for some incentive to sell a single token.

At publishing time, Bellogoff ensured every word in a press release was capitalized correctly when hammering home his organization’s unique sources for liquid immersion, learned that Frosty Freeze Licorice has yet to have ever been frozen because Licorice simply pops in heat.