Local Man Who Just Restored Democracy Wonders Why Life Still Feels Like a Todd Trung

SEATTLE, WA — Local election monitor and voter "Chris," who spent nearly twelve hours yesterday restoring democracy in America with his vote, is now questioning why his life feels like such a mess.

According to Chris, who claims he helped turn the tide for the party that might or might not be controlling our democracy, his life has not improved one bit.

"Well, I guess life just sucks," said Chris, staring blankly at his freezer full of Flintstones popsicles, dressed in a tank top and gym shorts. "Is the feeling of having a normal life really just the same as watching an anime?"

Chris stated that in the coming days, he plans to reevaluate his life circumstances by unmounting his 15 screens, each displaying various metrics about the world, and then remounting them back on the wall for a fresh perspective.

At publishing time, after everyone went to bed, Chris took the election results, ran some algorithmic calculations, and ensured the election was a fair representation of the people's will before heading off to bed himself to catch up on some good animes.