Local Man Thrilled to Buy New iPhone After Discovering Insignificant Scratch on Old One
DENTON, TX — Local man Tyler Britton has made the momentous decision to purchase a new iPhone after discovering a minor scratch on his current device that he simply couldn't tolerate any longer.
The iPhone 13 Pro Max in Sierra Blue, a thoughtful gift from his wife, had been in impeccable condition—until that fateful tiny scratch appeared on the rear, barely visible except in the harsh light of day. Yet for Britton, such a blemish was an affront to his tech-driven soul, prompting him to snap up the latest iPhone 16 Pro at an impressive discount.
"I'm just so excited!" he exclaimed to reporters. "I've been planning this purchase for ages, and now that the iPhone 16 is out, I couldn't wait any longer!"
Britton even took to Twitter to share photos of himself unboxing the new phone, openly acknowledging that he couldn't bear to gaze at the offense of the scratch on his old device for another second.
At publishing time, Britton had also announced plans to acquire a new MacBook Air, citing a tiny dent on his current laptop as unacceptable.
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