Local Man Proudly Announces He Resubscribed To Apple TV+

PENSACOLA, FL — Local financial advisor Paul Watterston took to social media to make an exciting announcement, letting everyone know that he had renewed his Apple TV+ subscription.

Friends and followers reacted with warm applause after letting them know.

"I'm proud to announce that I decided to once again become an Apple TV+ subscriber," Watterston said in the video. "After laying off my monthly payment for a while, I remembered all of the great original programming the platform offers and concluded it was time to come back."

Once he had finished speaking, onlookers began cheering wildly.

"My wife and I had already enjoyed shows like 'For All Mankind,' 'The Morning Show,' and 'Ted Lasso,' but I had been hearing about other things like 'Silo' or 'Hijack,'" Watterston continued. "I decided to come back and see what kind of 'content' I had been missing."

The crowd continued to shower Watterston with loud cheers, though not quite as loud and frenzied as the roars he had first received upon making his announcement.

"I appreciate your cheers of encouragement," he said, "though it seems a little too celebratory for good shows on a streaming TV platform. It's hard to understand why I seem to be receiving a hero's welcome. Is someone editing the information being displayed to you?"

Members of the worldwide audience swore that nothing was being altered in the slightest and said they appreciated being recognized for the "meta-nerd" Apple TV+ fans that they are and not the rabid football hooligans they were being made out to be.

At publishing time, the twelfth standing ovation Watterston had received that day had ended, and he was getting ready to search for something to watch.