Letterboxd Removes Christian Films 'Passion Of The Christ,' 'Bambi'

U.S. — Christian persecution in the West reached a new milestone this week as movie review platform Letterboxd announced the removal of the beloved Christian films 'Passion of the Christ' and the family favorite 'Bambi.'

"It's truly sad to see a once-reputable source of movie reviews, [chuckling] now bow to the woke mob," said outraged Christian moviegoer Brig Attvaughn. "Our culture is crumbling at an alarming rate. Under Obama, you might hear someone argue that 'unborn fawnicide should be safe, legal, and rare.' But now? Forget it! Even in 2016, people still understood the somber implications of a fawn daring to show its face on ultrasound. Those days are long gone, my friends!"

While scholars widely agree that 'Bambi' doesn't exactly rival the Word of God in spiritual depth, it may very well be the third-best book/movie ever created. So as the outrage spirals among the Christian community, sources confirm it was not entirely unexpected.

"I’m both shocked and not shocked that 'Bambi' would be banned," said an unnamed source. "I mean, seriously, what do you expect? Woke, trans, baby-fawn-murdering corporations are rapidly dulling my shock receptors. Is ‘unshocked’ the new shocked? If so, I've reached peak unshock."

As the proverbial plot thickens, sources anticipate that Christian classics like 'Taken' and the underrated 'Hunters of The Dark Crystal' could soon face a similar fate. But at publishing time, these sources were left with few more sources to quote.