Kamala Harris To Beat Trump By Forcing Voters To Watch All 950 Of Her TikTok Videos Until They 'Love' Her

WASHINGTON, DC — In a bold new strategy to revive her struggling campaign, Kamala Harris has announced plans to force voters to sit through all 950 of her cringeworthy TikTok videos, demanding they respond with enthusiasm.

Determined to gain traction after her rocky start, Harris’s team believes that if she can find 3,500 undecided voters and make them watch her TikToks, it’ll magically swing the election in favor of the Democrats.

"It’s simple logic. If everyone falls in love with me, I win," Harris declared with a grin. "And I will make them love me, whether they like it or not!"

Despite her viral hopes, most of Harris’s videos have been view-counting disasters, with some barely scraping 45 views. One video did garner almost 35,000 views but was swiftly taken down after Harris accidentally uploaded it to an OnlyFans account. The aftermath saw a grimacing Joe Biden issuing a stern warning, "Nobody needs to see that!"

To ensure her victory, Harris is implementing a rigorous viewing schedule: voters will be forced to watch the videos on a continuous loop until the required number of views is recorded.

As of press time, the DNC discovered that Harris only has 750 individual TikToks instead of the promised 950, but everyone agreed that wouldn’t really matter—after all, who wouldn’t want to experience all that charisma on repeat?