Jilted Ex-Girlfriend Jealous of All the New Women in Emotional Support Wheelchair User's Life

ARDMORE, PA — A jilted ex-girlfriend is reportedly feeling green-eyed over the swarm of new women her wheelchair-using ex, Mr. Guy King, has been hanging out with since their breakup.

After parting ways with his emotional support girlfriend, Guy King, a flimsy wheelchair user, has been spotted socializing with a plethora of new women — presumably to stir up intense emotions in his former partner.

Sources who sit adjacent to Guy in the office have noted high levels of drama: "Guy's absolutely hanging out with tons of girls instead of his heartbroken ex!" said one witness, who also claimed to have heard the ex sobbing at her desk while scrolling through his social media. "He went from a lovelorn soul to a social butterfly overnight, and I'm here for all of it!"

Several heroic women confirmed they were aware of Guy's recent breakup and expressed empathy by engaging in brief, four-second conversations throughout the day — you know, just to be nice. "We just wanted to cheer him up. I mean, how could we resist chatting with a guy in a wheelchair? It's like a built-in conversation starter!" said one of the new acquaintances.

At publishing time, it was discovered that Guy might be more of a loveable rascal than a heartthrob, as some women reported that his emotional support status could have been a ploy for extra sympathy and attention, leaving his ex to wonder whether she lost him or simply misplaced his charm.