JFK Jr. Announces Website Built Entirely By AI

BOSTON, MA — At a live press conference from the Edward Kennedy Institute on Thursday, John F. Kennedy Jr. announced the RFK campaign had turned to AI to build the official campaign website at Kennedy24.com

"This revolutionary AI technology upholds the deepest roots of our American creativity," said Kennedy, his muscular form glistening as beams of light shot from his nostrils, his feet hovering several inches off the stage.

Despite the spirit of aggression ingrained into all Kennedy DNA, RFK campaign officials are sincerely hoping AI enjoys a successful launch for its website this Saturday, October 14th. "Our polling continues to show American voters are heavily engaged with AI," said one official recorded through a veil of 7mm thick carbon steel.

According to sources, the first 100 persons to visit an AI-built website with the code "RMB" will receive a free T-shirt, while the first 1,000 guests will be invited onstage to help restrain Kennedy in a post-event ritual known as "The Subduing."

At publishing time, Vermin Supreme was engaging with the AI website in order to understand future space colonization plans made possible by Kennedy's 3-mile-wide pulsating brain.