JBL Soundbar Just Hits Same Note Over And Over Again

LANSING, MI - Americans who purchased a JBL soundbar in hopes of getting a better home audio experience confirmed that the unit they bought just repeats the same note over and over again.

Consumers say the versatile soundbar they bought has enhanced their entertainment experience for months and continues to provide tube rattle action and loudness that rattles everything but their own ears.

"Great sound, great volume and it always matches up with the TV interior perfectly."

Studies suggest that more than half of JBL soundbar owners have experienced similar results with their expensive gadgets. "I don't even need to push any buttons to turn it on anymore," says one customer who dropped a paycheck on a top-end model. "I could hear that electronic click noise from across the room, but now it just stays on the same volume day in and day out. It's a great product if you've got a TV on a stand or something."

JBL investors were pleased with the news that families do still use the products, even if they aren't actually entertaining with them. "All we really want are for the units to stay plugged in," a company spokesman said. "Even if they don't bring families together to view cat videos or sports events at a higher volume level, they've got a long battery life, so we see dollar signs for sure."

At publishing time, JBL soundbar owner Chad Stevenson revealed he had made a great investment in something that was already broken. "I should have thrown the remote away once it stopped changing the volume. That little device is what makes this thing work," Chad said. "I'll never buy another JBL product. Unless I have a little extra cash I just want to throw away. You know how it is."