Incredible! This Guy Has Become So Facebook Old He Now Interviews Elon Musk With His Phone Sideways

AUSTIN, TX — In a shocking twist that could only happen in 2023, a man has officially achieved Facebook Old status by interviewing Elon Musk while holding his phone sideways. This groundbreaking event took place at the headquarters of the Babylon Bee, where the merging of tech elite and outdated social media practices collided in spectacular fashion.

The clip, which has taken social media by storm, has ignited heated debates over the right way to film videos. Should you hold the phone vertically like a normal human or horizontally like a true cinematographer? With the footage going viral, skeptics who once doubted the authenticity of Elon Musk's Twitter takeover and his guest appearance on the Babylon Bee have begun to reconsider—after all, the quality of the video could generously be described as “vintage 280p.”

"I only film worship bands and important interviews in full HD with my Note 7!" the man proudly asserted, blissfully unaware of the irony of his statement. Experts confirm that his unique filming style—complete with classic Facebook comments like ":0"—is a hallmark of aging social media habits. According to Dr. Robert Dahmen, who is studying the rise of boomer behaviors online, it’s crucial to hold an iPhone the way the youth do: vertically, in accordance with TikTok standards.

The identity of the interviewee remains shrouded in mystery, as a slew of famous actors and authors have reshared a meme featuring the Babylon Bee graphic, leaving many to incorrectly assume they were the one interviewing Musk.

At publishing time, the man was last seen struggling to flip his phone to mirror mode, repeatedly entering his PIN code while attempting to add a fisheye filter, proving yet again that old habits die hard.