How To Let The New iPhone Update Change Your Home Screen Into A Modernist Dystopian Block Party

If you're like most iPhone users, you're absolutely thrilled with the new iOS 18 update, which brings a revolutionary level of chaos to your apps, allowing your screen to resemble a clunky, dystopian design that screams, "I was definitely influenced by a pretentious art installation!"

Lucky for you, this article is here to help you pull it off with style!

Follow these easy steps for transforming your iPhone into the ultimate modernist nightmare:

Step 1: Long-press on the home screen until app icons start to jiggle, much like your will to live does after a visit to a public modern art museum.

Step 2: Select "Find Colors That Clash Perfectly" from the dropdown menu (no, really, who even picks colors that match?).

Step 3: Tap "Add Unnecessary Empty Spaces"—because who needs organization when you can have a visual representation of existential dread?

Step 4: Change Icon Shapes to "Uncomfortably Abstract"—just like Steve Jobs would’ve wanted, channeling his equally brilliant but bewildering vision.

Step 5: Hit "Apply Confusing Color-Blindness Disorder Design" to ensure your home screen is as eye-repelling as the Apple campus on a bad art day.

Step 6: Sit back and enjoy your new dystopia! Remember, it’s all about embracing your love for Apple, even when it feels like you’re trapped in a tech-induced fever dream. After all, the entire purpose of Apple's existence is to make you love them more—like a romantic comedy, if the characters were binary code.

You're almost there!