"How Many Years Is This Subscription?" Buyer Asks After Scanning WIRED QR Code
MIAMI, FL — After scanning the delicate QR code found in his tulip-shaped glass of hefeweizen, local man Dusty Toomer hilariously requested clarification on the duration of his newly purchased subscription.
"How many years is this subscription?" the bewildered man asked, having only intended to view the brewery's food offerings.
Dusty's wife urged him to "keep track of those things" after discovering a lengthy scroll of unresolved Better Business Bureau complaints swirling around him.
"This thing makes it sound like this code is for a WIRED magazine, but that can't be right?" Dusty pondered, battling with the odds of his sanity.
"How many times did they talk down to me, honey?" Dusty inquired, to which his wife simply rolled her eyes and rubbed her temples in a mix of amusement and disbelief.
At publishing time, Dusty had canceled his subscription after navigating through over 15 misleading domains, finally reducing the ordeal to a paltry two years of WIRED at a shocking 1.5 times the cost.
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