Guy Who Spent Hundreds Of Thousands Buying Land In The Metaverse Pretty Excited About Apple's New VR Headset

PASADENA, CA — Local man Brian Henderson has been bubbling over with excitement after the announcement of Apple's brand-new VR headset. Henderson, who has poured hundreds of thousands of dollars into purchasing land in the still-burgeoning Metaverse, is thrilled to see interest in a fresh virtual dimension that was previously unlikely to be used at all.

"There were times when I wondered if investing in all this virtual real estate was a huge mistake," Henderson confessed. "With the Metaverse going absolutely nowhere and virtual reality proving to be a colossal waste of time and money, I was starting to think I’d made the dumbest investment of my life. At the time, it seemed like such a solid move!"

However, with Apple's entry into the VR space via its Vision Pro headset, Henderson's spirits have soared. "It gives me hope," he said. "If Apple is entering the game, maybe VR will finally become the worldwide phenomenon everyone has been predicting for years. It’s comforting to see a company that doesn’t seem to struggle get into this arena."

Eager to capitalize on his virtual properties, Henderson has been brainstorming creative uses. "I've tried a few ideas, like selling virtual McDonald's franchises and opening Meta versions of pawn shops," he explained. "With Apple's backing, maybe more brands will jump in. The possibilities are endless! The only limit is your imagination. Although I just hope it doesn't lead to Apple licensing software from Tetris to create an app for falling blocks that you can pay for with Apple Pay."

At publishing time, Henderson requested readers to contact him in the Metaverse to brainstorm additional potential uses for his virtual real estate. Who knows? With Apple on board, maybe the house prices will start indicating it was worth it after all!