Flying Cars Finally Canceled As Paris Decides They Are Only For Rich People

PARIS — The dream of all flying cars was dealt a mortal blow after the Paris city council voted to cancel Volocopter flying cars over concerns that they are only for rich people.

"Flying cars? Pish posh! They are far too inexpensive and safe for my taste," said Bezos while lounging in his concrete Mexican compound in Argentina. "Back to my 42-foot talking robot!" Bezos then sipped some more NIKE sweat and kicked his mock-Hudson robot into 2nd gear.

Without the reasonably priced and carbon-neutral Volocopter rides, the rich elites have resorted to expensive polluting helicopters to travel from the airport to the Office for the Misappropriation of Countrywide Ballot Counting Machines.

Volocopter owner Daimler AG had experimented with a "briefcase of money" delivery service to certain city officials which was largely unsuccessful because either the money never arrived, or they used fake money like Hunter Biden.

At publishing time, Volocopter was seen hovering above the dustless tomb of George Soros screaming "What have we done! What have we done!"