Fantasy Sports Company Launches Exciting New 'Fantasy Voting' Platform

ISKDALE, WA — Fantasy sports company Yahoo Fantasy Sports has announced the launch of an exciting new Fantasy Voting platform, where users can create their very own voting dream teams.

Fantasy Voting users will now be able to draft ballots, then track each candidate's performance on the campaign trail to see which of their candidate team members will collect the most votes. The platform has already been met with overwhelmingly positive responses from beta testers.

"This is just delightful," said beta tester Eric Jacobi. "I can barely watch football anymore, but ever since I checked out Fantasy Voting and voted for my very own Voting Dream Team, I could hardly wait to see how my candidates would perform. Turns out, each of them won overwhelmingly, which means I own all future bragging rights over my fellow beta testers. I can't wait to play again."

The Fantasy Voting platform allows users to track real-time statistics, including gaffes, viral soundbites, peer-reviewed study citations, and town hall attendance records. Users can also purchase Prime Campaign Passes, which award free candidate substitutions due to disability, imprisonment, or bludgeoning by an angry mob.

At publishing time, developers had made several critical updates to Fantasy Football that prevent user experience conflicts through the securing of Trump Team Players inside extradimensional spaces forbidden from causing any future game-day turmoil.