Experts Call South Carolina Tornadoes The Result Of Climate Change

GREER, SC — In typical fashion, Democrats swiftly blamed climate change for the recent tornadoes that ravaged parts of South Carolina.

Experts argue that the devastation caused by these storms is just one of the many signs that the liberal left claims point to a rapidly deteriorating planet.

"While we mourn the untimely loss of life and pray for the victims, make no mistake — this is the result of climate change," said local meteorologist Dave Koblentz. "The science is settled, and if you don't agree with me, you're a racist, fascist idiot."

Despite these claims, both notions have been repeatedly debunked, no matter how often Democrats assert them. Perhaps even more concerning, experts warn that if climate change isn't reversed, it could lead to increased skepticism of climate scientists worldwide.

At publishing time, reports indicated that the deadly storms had also managed to disrupt the livelihoods of truck drivers by scattering a few soda cans and limiting the transport of green vegetables through the South for a couple of weeks.