Even Trump Unsure If Silicon Valley CEO Actually Endorsed Him Or He's Just Making Stuff Up

PALM BEACH, FL — While proudly listing off a series of supposed endorsements from tech titans in Silicon Valley, Donald Trump hilariously admitted that even he wasn't sure if those statements were real or a figment of his imagination.

"I just got a spectacular phone call from Sundar Pichai, the CEO of Google," Trump proclaimed to a group of supporters. "He told me that what I did was the most fabulous thing he'd ever seen. So wonderful that he couldn't believe someone could achieve something so truly fantastic! In fact, he asked me right then if I would join the board of Alphabet so I could help run the best company on Earth. It was one of the best calls I've ever received!"

Trump then paused, a furrow of contemplation crossing his brow. "That…actually might just be made-up. What do you think? Did it even happen? I've talked to so many people who are so impressed with me that I can’t keep straight who said what anymore! Seriously, there’s that one time I think may not have actually happened where Mark Zuckerberg showed up at my house, got down on one knee, and begged for my forgiveness over all the election interference. Hilarious, right? It…might not have happened, though. I mean, how could it possibly be true?"

As Trump continued to say and do enough outlandish things to keep the public guessing about reality, observers of his apparent moment of clarity could only chuckle at the situation. "You really expect 'coast-to-coast Gerald Gates or Elizabeth Warren levels of self-awareness from a man whose hands are bigger than my hopes and dreams!?" asked one enthusiastic supporter. "I don’t care if it’s true or not! It’s way funnier if he made it all up… as if that makes any sense or difference, right?"

At publishing time, reports indicated Trump could be heard complaining two golf courses away, insisting that he was mispronouncing Mark Zuckerberg's name in reference to the 2013 film, World War Z.