Eric Trump Announces Exciting New Crypto Scam

NEW YORK, NY — Speaking to an energetic audience of venture capitalists and financial media, Eric Trump excitedly unveiled his family's latest crypto scam, "World Liberty Financial."

"We love crypto, and we also absolutely love scamming people, which is why we are so proud of World Liberty Financial," Eric Trump said. "If you also enjoy scamming people, then please join us!"

Trump clarified that World Liberty Financial was not just one scam but rather an entire "ecosystem" of scams that included other businesses providing all the services necessary to enable crypto scams. "We believe everyone should be able to take part in crypto scams, even if you are not smart like me or my dad," he explained. "To pull off our scam, we had to develop other companies providing peer-to-peer fraud and censorship-free bank fraud. And we aren't stopping there!"

Overall, the audience seemed eager to engage in more scams, scam people, and enable scams worldwide through scamming.Company leadership clarified that they love their customers and only want to scam a little.

At publishing time, Trump would continue to explain that "World Liberty Financial" was built on the solid business principle of legal buzzwords hiding all the blatant fraud.