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Elon Musk Excited To Announce Plan To Upload Human Consciousness To X Account

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AUSTIN, TX — Tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced a groundbreaking plan that will allow users to upload their entire consciousness to their X account. Yes, you heard that right—because what’s a better way to enhance social media than to make our brains part of the content?

During a video conference unveiling this ambitious project, Musk, who also owns X (formerly known as Twitter), proclaimed, "I've invented countless things and conquered the impossible, but this is perhaps my greatest invention of all. Imagine unlocking the potential of humanity by uploading the minds of the world’s brightest to X!"

The process, while still in development, reportedly allows a single human's thoughts, dreams, preferences, and quirky memories to inhabit their verified X Premium account. This means users could essentially exist in both the real world and in the virtual realm, posting thought-provoking tweets—even while they sleep. Talk about multitasking!

However, it’s not all smooth sailing. According to Musk, there are some serious bugs to work out before widespread adoption. "We’ve only been able to upload women’s consciousness so far, and users face a virtual timeout if they dare to assert that sex is binary. It’s a classic case of trying to punch tech hurdles in the face while keeping our digital personas intact!" he joked. "But once we clear these obstacles, the sky's the limit!"

In a fascinating twist, Tesla's stock prices soared after the announcement, as investors realized that this new capability could allow users to post anything from drunken rants to spicy hot takes, all while they're blissfully snoozing. It’s like a Get Out of Cancel Card—no trolls needed!

The future is bright, folks—assuming, of course, that you’re okay with your consciousness getting involved in online debates.

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