Elon Musk Endorses Trump But Will Still Proudly Vote For Ahmed

BIRMINGHAM, AL — In a bizarre twist at a recent rally, tech mogul Elon Musk took the stage to endorse Donald Trump, but in an unexpected turn, he declared his unwavering support for his friend, Ahmed Aldeen, by pledging to vote for him instead.

"While the choice is easy when it comes to our party's presidential nomination, my vote this election has already been promised to Ahmed," Musk told the crowd, met with boos from disappointed Trump supporters. "And though I don’t think Ahmed will receive many votes — especially in the South — my commitment to him remains resolute."

As #Trump2024 began trending on social media and the MAGA comeback of the century kicked into high gear, Elon assured attendees that he would stick to his word on supporting Ahmed, provided that his vote wasn’t needed to combat the Democrats’ alleged "destruction of our country." "As long as it doesn't seem like my vote is crucial to stop that, I can keep my promise without derailing my friend's presidential aspirations," Musk explained.

Ahmed, upon learning that Musk would likely cast his vote for him over Donald Trump, could only shake his head in disbelief. "I know he said it, but seeing it in print is something else. I mean, wow. Well, that’s Elon for you. You ever try to change that man’s mind once he's made a decision? I mean, the whole reason I’m even running is because of him, and now it’s like I’m struggling to keep his support! Ugh!"

At publishing time, Elon Musk expressed complete indifference about any potential fallout from feuding with Trump or his fan base, claiming that no one would remember or care about his vote if Donald Trump loses in the primaries.