Elon Musk Barred From Entering Brazil Until He Gives Back Topless Space X Posters From H.R.'s Office

BRAZIL — Elon Musk has reportedly been banned from entering Brazil until he returns an inappropriate poster he stole from Space X while visiting the office last month.

"Pointing out what hung on our walls, he'd say, 'That's not OK,' and, 'Oh, man. That is a lawsuit waiting to happen,'" Jared Birchall continued. "He was particularly put off by this one poster with a scantily clad rocket on it we had hanging in the H.R. department of all places. He steamed about it all day and snagged it off the wall as he left. I'm sure that's why they won't let him back in."

Space X supervisors learned of Elon's heist after finding a note left in place of the poster written by Elon which read, "I have removed what you displayed here. This is a workplace, for goodness sake!"