Elderly Woman Asks To See The AirPods

MOBILE, AL — According to sources, an elderly woman wandered into Best Buy and asked to see the AirPods.

"Hello, young man!" 78-year-old Ellen MacCormic said to an employee in the Apple section of the store. "I was hoping to get a look at those fancy hearing aid things you kids are always talking about. Do you sell those here?"

According to witnesses, MacCormic was shown a row of very expensive hearing aids but couldn't find what she was looking for. "Thanks, son!" she said to the employee. "I'll have a look around!"

Sources say the woman wandered around for a few minutes frantically looking for the AirPods before accidentally finding the Special Buys section and a glorious deal on a pop socket for only $1.34.

At publishing time, the woman had left Best Buy empty-handed and went online to order a new Jensen stereo because, as MacCormic had told family members, "Phil stole mine back in college, the jerk!".