Dorsey Tells Musk That Brazilian Government Was Blocking Wrong Tweets

BRAZIL — In a classic case of tech titans hashing it out, X owner Elon Musk has reportedly received some sage advice from former CEO Jack Dorsey on navigating the stormy waters of the Brazilian Supreme Court controversy.

Dorsey reached out to Musk, informing him that Brazil was blocking the wrong group of users on X (formerly Twitter). He pointed out that the real threat lies in those pesky individuals who dare to question government election results. "The only way to stop these conspiracy theorists is to ban all speech that promotes independent thought," Dorsey quipped, likely with a smirk.

In an unexpected twist of internet irony, sources say Dorsey also took a jab at Musk's so-called "First Amendment hypocrisy." He suggested that Musk could learn a thing or two from the previous custodians of X, who had managed to maintain a careful balance of censorship under the guise of protecting the public. "The real danger is in misinformation itself," Dorsey emphasized, apparently forgetting that he once ran a platform where people could tweet about avocado toast.

Eager to absorb more of Dorsey's wisdom, Musk is now reportedly consulting a dream team of X experts with an impressive resume of mixed results. At publishing time, he had reached out to Parag Agrawal for a fresh perspective and Yoel Roth for a healthy dose of reality, just in case things got too out of hand.