Apple Introduces New iPhone That Is Just A Glorified iPhone 14

CULVER CITY, CA — Apple has once again revolutionized the smartphone industry with its latest release: a new iPhone that is just a glorified iPhone 14.

"We're so proud of the work our team has done to bring you this new iPhone," said Apple CEO Tim Cook, holding the new iPhone 15 and a sneakily disguised iPhone 14. "I know iPhone fans have been eagerly awaiting this breakthrough in technology — an iPhone that is even more like an iPhone 14 than ever before."

Cook went on to explain how the iPhone 15 has twelve more elements in its recycling bin than the iPhone 14. Apple engineers also discovered a new shade of, "slightly less dark gray," when referring to the phone's aluminum chassis. Cook also hinted that the new model comes with an extra lightning cable — an exclusive, Apple-certified lightning cable that is 2.6 millimeters longer than any other lightning cable ever made.

Apple fans are thrilled about the new release. "I can't wait to spend another thousand dollars to put an iPhone 14 in my pocket," said one enthusiastic customer. "And the new USB-C charging port means I get to buy all new accessories, too!"

The technology world is abuzz with discussion of whether or not Apple will be able to top the iPhone 15 when it introduces the iPhone 16. "Apple has set the bar so high," said one tech journalist. "I don't know how they could possibly make an iPhone that's even more like an iPhone 14 than this one is."

At publishing time, Apple had announced the iPhone 15 Pro Super Extra Max, which is just an iPhone 15 with a slightly lighter aluminum chassis.