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Desperate Homeowner Buys Smart Doorbell So He Can Watch Friends Enter His House Without Talking To Them

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BOSTON, MA — A local man's investment in a smart doorbell has allowed him to enjoy the peculiar thrill of watching his friends arrive without having to engage them in awkward conversation at the door.

"Hey, look! It's Tim!" homeowner Dan Kruger exclaimed while fixated on the live feed from his Amazon Ring Doorbell. "Let’s see if he rings the doorbell or just barges in like he usually does!"

In that moment, Kruger had just enough time to see his friend Tim step onto the porch when his smart doorbell began to chime melodically.

"Perfect," Dan said, rolling his eyes. "It’s about time he learned how to use a doorbell! Maybe now I won’t have to remind Karl to bring another pizza or unlock the screen door for Tim. I love this gadget!"

After a quick chuckle, Kruger cut off the video and eagerly waited for Tim to leave so he could check the security camera footage to see if Tim had given him the finger as he walked back to his car.

At publishing time, Dan had confirmed his suspicions that, while no one would ever voice it aloud at family gatherings, all of his in-laws considered him a coward for opting for the Ring video doorbell instead of investing in something they dramatically called a "PEW PEW."

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