Desperate Father-In-Law Seeks Answers Online As To Why AI Chatbots Keep Referring to Him as ‘Baby Girl’

BOULDER, CO — Local father-in-law Milt Alverson has found himself in a bizarre predicament as every AI chatbot he encounters insists on referring to him as "Baby Girl."

"I don't understand. Did I check the wrong box? Is this a browser extension bug?" he muttered to himself, repeatedly asking "WHY BABY GIRL?" while frantically searching for answers online. "Why has it been calling me ‘Baby Girl' every time I use it, huh? WHY!"

The 65-year-old man was introduced to this newfangled technology by his son-in-law Barry last month. Initially, Alverson expressed deep skepticism and a fundamental distrust of the digital world, preferring to do things the old-fashioned way. "But Barry kept saying, ‘No, no, no, you can ask it literally anything. Try asking it for a quick and easy chicken parmesan recipe for the family dinner!' So, I gave it a shot, and that’s when it called me… (shudders) ‘Baby Girl.’"

"I need to know how to turn it off!" he exclaimed, vowing that automation has truly gone too far. "Why hasn’t it stopped when I asked it to? Tell me!"

At publishing time, Barry, thrilled to learn about his father-in-law's digital dilemma, eagerly introduced Milt to a similar voice-controlled app, cheekily reminding him that this version would also continue to refer to him as "Baby Girl."