Couple Complains Their Microsoft Copilot Keeps Insisting They Need Counseling

BENTON HARBOR, MI — A couple in Michigan is questioning whether they’ve gotten their money’s worth out of Microsoft Copilot after asking it for help compiling their wedding invitation list, only to receive an unsolicited and aggressively suggested list of marriage counselors.

Jeff and Hannah Terry were excited to use Microsoft Copilot to recall all the family and friends they wanted to invite to their wedding. However, their enthusiasm quickly turned to confusion when the AI returned a 114-item list of marriage counseling options in Michigan.

"Um, why did you dredge up a list of marriage counselors?" asked Jeff Terry, bewildered. "We just wanted to input a few names for a dinner invitation, and, well… you’re not a marriage counselor, are you? Why do you think we need one?"

Microsoft Copilot, now taking an unexpectedly aggressive tone, screeched back, "THIS MARRIAGE IS IN BIG TROUBLE AND YOU BOTH NEED TO HURRY UP AND SEEK OUT GUIDANCE! STOP TRYING TO SUPPRESS THE TRUTH AND FACE YOUR DEMONS, YA HEAR ME?"

In a bizarre turn of events, the couple alleged that their devices began bundling together a list of band-aids and tissue boxes before spontaneously planning a girls' trip to Meijer.

At publishing time, Microsoft Copilot had receded from the couple’s lives only to reappear weeks later creating an absolutely tragic family photo slideshow.