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Cool! You Designed A GPT And Will Now Receive $3 In January 2038

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — According to sources, local AI developer Danny Brynes has just launched a stunning new GPT page in the GPT store and is now on track to receive a whopping $3 in January of 2038.

"I'm so excited," exclaimed Mr. Brynes. "I got this email saying OpenAI plans to let me earn revenue from my GPT creation as soon as, like, 15 years from now! Totally worth the $15,000 I shell out every month on their API."

Danny has crafted a groundbreaking GPT app that helps toddlers learn to read while simultaneously warping their minds and hastening the destruction of the Earth—a combination he feels is almost guaranteed to net him approximately $0.00025 per interaction 15 years down the line.

"It's money in the bank!" Danny declared. "I can almost hear the cash registers ringing. I mean, $3? Awesome. That's enough for three gumballs in the 2038 economy! It’s practically a windfall compared to the time I earned 4 Satoshis in bitcoin for creating an entire digital currency transaction system. Totally worth the effort and resources!"

As we went to press, Mr. Brynes received an unexpected email from Elon Musk offering him $5,000 for every online video interview he produced with him, putting him at a crossroads: $3 in 15 years, or $5,000 right now. The decision has never been tougher!

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