Cool AI iPhone Feature Allows Users To Replace Real Friends with CGI Friends

CUPERTINO, CA — In a game-changing announcement accompanying the release of Apple's much-anticipated iPhone 16, the tech giant revealed a groundbreaking feature that allows users to replace all their real friends with idealized CGI companions—on the fly!

During a live demonstration, Apple showcased how easy it is to swap out those annoying, flawed human friends for their more appealing digital counterparts. Gone are the days of having to endure awkward conversations—now you can hang out with perfect versions of your friends who are not only better looking but also far more entertaining.

"The latest version of iOS uses our cutting-edge AI technology to upgrade your social life by replacing current pals with CGI friends that are inherently cooler," Apple CEO Tim Cook announced to a cheering crowd. "We've all been in social situations thinking, ‘Wow, these people are the worst.’ Well, now you can instantly enhance your experience with our new feature."

While still in its early stages, this revolutionary technology promises an array of options to redefine your social circle. "iOS will utilize your iPhone's rear camera to scan everyone in your vicinity," explained Apple AI Specialist Ivan Koryanov during the demo. "Simply point your phone at anyone from your current group of friends or family who could use an upgrade, and watch as they are replaced in real-time with a genuinely interesting, fun person you can chat with, enjoy hobbies with, and even share snacks. It's nothing short of miraculous!"

However, the demo took an unexpected turn when a member of the press asked if the new feature could replace Tim Cook himself with a CGI CEO who isn't such an insufferable bore. The presentation wrapped up shortly after that, leaving many in attendance wondering what else this technology can do.

In a stunning follow-up, Apple hinted at potential future updates that would enable the technology to scan retail environments and replace boring sales aisles with stunning displays of new iPhone 16s—ready for eager consumers to buy. Sign us up!