Content Creator Announces Membership Tier That Lets Subscribers Become a Female Swamp Ogre for One Day

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a shocking announcement, a wildly popular OnlyFans creator unveiled a new membership tier costing $100,000 that promises subscribers a day as a female swamp ogre in her fantastical world.

"Ever wonder what it's like to walk in my swampy shoes? To caress a leaf on a branch or bask in the warm orange glow of a sunset over murky waters for the first time in a millennium?" said the $95.99 per month polymorpher, who finds time between her exotic photo shoots to lovingly support her husband, Shrek. "With my new $100,000 membership, you can dip your toes into an alternate universe where you marry a Scottish ogre and raise a family of adorable swamp children."

For many fans, the fantasy of experiencing the life of an ogress has finally come true.

"They say never meet your heroes, but I didn’t meet her, I became her!" exclaimed excited fan Frederick Bismol. "When I transformed into an ogre, uh huh huh, I discovered the unbridled joys of swamp life — how could I have missed all this for so long?"

At publishing time, the most influential OnlyFans creator in the world reported her new tier had racked up an astonishing $1 trillion in revenue, inadvertently causing a cataclysmic collapse of the global economy and triggering widespread famine.