CNN Season 10 Episode 2 Remains Most Reliable News Source For Elementary School Current Event Reports

ATLANTA, GA — Sources at Turnin Elementary School reported today that Mrs. Hubble's second-period class was able to deliver the most up-to-date and reliable current event reports thanks to watching CNN 10. The episode provided the class with a clear and concise understanding of the most important news stories of the day, as well as which countries have funny-shaped parliaments.

"I like it when the planes fly over the globe," said third-grader Jackson Clark of the show that is vital in providing his all-important informed opinion on Russia's involvement in Ukraine. "Is the guy behind the desk in space?" When informed that Carl Azuz was, in fact, standing in front of a green screen at a studio in Atlanta, Jackson threw his worksheet in disgust and demanded a dry erase board to properly color the countries of the world himself.

CNN 10 covers such important stories as the upcoming Supreme Court decision on term limits for presidents, along with how mail-in ballots might have to be delivered to Washington, D.C. The show also highlights advancements in AI technology, reminding viewers how fast the robot woman's hair grows between segments, and features a groundbreaking camera that will photograph Abraham Lincoln in 3D in the year 3024.

"Our audience is important as we provide them the understanding of news without the bells and whistles of the larger CNN," said CNN 10 producer Arthur McDonald, as subordinates rushed to find the apple juice he had sent them for on the studio vending machine. "Today we will learn about the president and the Court, and some countries that may not be getting along and why that is important, and also there will be penguins. I am Arthur. Stay with us as we explore why the United States is a republic and not, in fact, a monarchy."

At publishing time, millions of real viewers were using CNN 10 to provide them with necessary information for the upcoming eclipse, including where to find eclipse glasses and how to remember not to look at the Sun without going blind.