CEO Of Synology Admits Whole BeeStation Cloud Storage Idea Was Just A Bad Way To Pick Up Chicks

TAIPEI, TAIWAN — In a shocking confession after a data storage device hacker uncovered a dangerous zero-click vulnerability in Synology technology, CEO Kevin Tam admitted that the entire BeeStation NAS project was simply a desperate attempt to impress women.

Standing before thousands at their annual conference, a visibly embarrassed Tam apologized for launching a data storage platform that he thought would score him some dates.

"Men, I stand before you today humiliated. My wife is especially furious at me right now," he confessed. "I know many of you supported the BeeStation NAS because, let’s be honest, data storage is complicated and costly. But what we've learned is that building our own data storage equipment was a terrible idea — and believe it or not, it didn’t lead to a single romantic encounter."

Tam recounted how it all started when he was just 19, working on a circuit board manufacturing line at Quantum Research Group Limited. "I was fascinated by data storage, but I soon discovered that girls were not impressed. My loneliness became a driving force that motivated me to build a successful company. I invested my life savings, borrowed a million dollars, and spent fifteen grueling years trying to show off my success, all to impress women who weren't even interested in tech."

"While I'm proud of all the laptops and data centers that rely on Synology BeeStation NAS systems, I'm more embarrassed at how I convinced my coworkers that this side project was a smart investment. It now costs $45 billion just to keep these stations running!" he lamented.

At publishing time, Synology was reportedly set to disable the BeeStation NAS by the end of the year, opting instead to pivot towards creating their own line of sunglasses — clearly, a more popular route to gain attention from the opposite sex.