CEO Nervously Watches Technician Pull Out Plug from Sea of Unplugged Wires

AUSTIN, TX — In a scene that could only be described as the tech equivalent of watching a cat play with a laser pointer, Timmy Stevens, CEO of a bitcoin mining startup, nervously observed one of his IT technicians pulling a plug from a massive panel filled with thousands of identical unplugged plugs this morning.

Stevens has been on high alert ever since an intern inadvertently turned off a power supply last night, resulting in a catastrophic $1 million drop in server performance and an unrecoverable plummet in lost crypto. "I'm not saying that the intern is fired," Stevens claimed, "but I may have just added a 'Strict No Plugging Policy' to the employee handbook."

A brave technician was seen cautiously approaching the machine, mumbling to himself in a frantic attempt to plug every disconnected wire back in correctly. "Is this the one? NO, not that one! THIS ONE?" he repeatedly questioned, as if he were about to solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded.

Meanwhile, Stevens, embodying the essence of a fearless leader, quickly retreated to his office to drown his anxiety in a concoction of Red Bull, Vodka, and Adderall—because nothing says 'CEO' like a cocktail that doubles as a power-up.

At publishing time, a Bitcoin Lightning Engineer had sent Stevens over 32,000 blueprints and diagrams for a new power plug layout designed to be completely foolproof—just in case the intern was feeling bold enough for a repeat performance.