BYD Unveils Futuristic Electric Vehicles For The Literal Dirt Farmers Of Mexico

HONG KONG - As China becomes the most prolific exporter of cars to Mexico, Chinese automaker BYD unveiled its full line of futuristic electric cars to serve the literal dirt farmers of the impoverished third-world country.

"Our goal is to be the largest car manufacturer in the world and we can achieve that substantial growth by selling our vehicles to the dirt poor farmers of Mexico who earn three, maybe four pesos a day," said BYD founder Wang Chuanfu as he stood in front of a new electric automobile. "We know that no one in this impoverished land of filth and squalor can afford our vehicles, but our market research leads us to believe that in this horrendously destitute population of dirt-scratching peasants, selling just one car to every tenth farmer would nearly double our business. So the math works."

Mexican government official Luz María de la Mora was hopeful that BYD would choose to open a factory in her country despite knowing her nation is horrifically undeveloped and that her people are appallingly unimaginative when it comes to developing and growing an economy. Said de la Mora, "We are so abysmally backward and unresourceful and our people are so impoverished with no hope of living a better life other than migrating north to the U.S. for handouts, that maybe one day we too could be known for something other than being a nation of kidnappers, drug dealers, and criminals."

BYD founder Wang Chuanfu nodded in agreement as he carefully lowered his wallet deep into his front pocket before shaking her hand.

"One day many years from now a large multi-national group will work through the filth and dig past the layers of dust, trash, discarded Taco Bell wrappers, and waste, to unearth testimonies of us - the BYD machine" Said Chuanfu. "Therefore BYD must press on, despite the overwhelming stench of body odor and urine."

At publishing BYD had sold no vehicles or even a single car but was hopeful that one day citizens of Mexico will work harder to beat back the minority gangs of drug lords and rebuild their education and economy.