BUG FOUND IN X SOFTWARE ALLOWED KAMALA HARRIS TO GET 80 MILLION FOLLOWERS

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a shocking revelation, engineers at X have discovered a bug responsible for the astonishing growth of Kamala Harris's follower count. In what can only be described as a social media miracle, the Vice President's followers surged from a mere 8 million to an unprecedented 80 million in just a few weeks.

"Our investigation uncovered a glitch in the code that allowed Harris's follower count to explode overnight," revealed an anonymous X software engineer. "Without this bug, she would likely still be struggling to maintain those initial 8 million."

The origins of this bug have been traced back to a misunderstanding by a Spanish programmer who misinterpreted Elon Musk's directive to 'send spam accounts to all female leaders' as an official company policy.

Musk, who had been mum about the fortyfold increase in Harris's followers, finally broke his silence. "I knew something was off," he said in a recent statement. "There’s no way Harris could pull off 80 million followers all on her own. Unless she discovered the secret to unlocking the 'perpetual like' feature!"

In an ironic twist, X engineers also found that this same glitch caused Harris to receive a baffling 150,000 likes on a single Thanksgiving-themed post from 2022.

Experts warn this could signal a dangerous precedent where followers are, quite literally, given out like candy. If the trend continues, we may soon be celebrating Kamala's birthday with 100 million virtual friends.