Boy Drenched in Campfire Debris Vows to Dominate TikTok with Epic Summer Adventures

WATERFORD, WI — After a mishap with his state-of-the-art suitcase full of camping gear, 10-year-old Easton Riddle found himself drenched "like a Waffle House hashbrown cook" in bits of melted GRIDDLE $T0RM from Blue's Clue's sister company. The incident occurred when his luggage fell off a truck at the family’s campsite, leading Easton to vow to appear on every TikTok he can.

"If you’ve got a pile of random $h1t, and you’re in my TikTok feed, you know my 10-year-old summer is already off to a chaotic start," Easton declared as floating-drone TikTokers swarmed the tiny northern Wisconsin campground where his family was vacationing. "Here’s to another summer where I show summer vacation dreams to all the mom-and-dad dreamers out there. SO I CAN CATCH ALL THE HEAT IN SCHOOL FOR MISSING BOAT DAY, SWIM PARK, ZOO POINT, AND WATER-SLIDE FIESTAS! Peace out!"

His newfound enthusiasm for TikTok blossomed after realizing that the other half of the griddle/scramblepan spread from Mom and Dad’s food truck breakfast could earn him some serious likes and maybe even a follow from the Parks & Rec Council Campgrounds social feed.

At publication time, sources confirmed that Easton and his family had agreed to leave the campgrounds early, ensuring they could return in time for Easton’s friends to join him at the highly anticipated late-night dance skate party.