Blind Novelist Grateful For AI's Help In Describing Women's Bodies

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to sources close to a local blind man, aspiring novelist Sven Lindemann is grateful for AI's help in describing women's bodies.

The visually impaired author felt he had a strong start to his novel and expertly crafted three-dimensional characters, but had always struggled to capture the appearance of his female characters.

"It sure has been difficult to describe women visually," said Mr. Lindemann. "That is until I learned about AI! Thanks to ChatGPT, I can describe women in exacting detail, right down to the proportion of their thighs!"

Friends say for years Sven shied away from describing the physical features of women entirely out of fear of exclusion and shame. "Too often he relied on writing only about the personality, wit, and intellect of women," former friend Garfield Smith confided. "It was so sad — so very, very sad. Thank God macho AI will give him a woman's true measurements."

Mr. Lindemann has been blown away by AI's ability to capture every nuance of women. "It makes me wonder if the creators of ChatGPT have ever been outside," he said. "Because this AI sees women as if all the engineers that trained it were basement-dwelling neckbeards."

At publishing time, Mr. Lindemann was shocked after AI also described a woman reading his book.