Billionaire Joyride In Space Ends With Spacious 3-Bedroom 2-Bath Home On Golf Course

ELON MUSK SPACE STATION — A recent billionaire joyride in space had a happy ending after the wealthy space travelers found a spacious 3-bedroom, 2-bath home on a golf course and decided to purchase it.

The crew was thrilled to set foot on Terra 3 B.1.2.4.0, a 7,923 mile in diameter planet with a breathable atmosphere and an average surface temperature of 70 degrees Fahrenheit. "It's so nice to be home!" said cruise director Jared Isaacman. "After 5 long days aboard the SpaceX Polaris spacecraft, it feels so nice to be in this nice home that also has a golf course and a swimming pool. We should buy it!"

SpaceX CEO Tej Raybould congratulated the crew for making the purchase. "It's not often that you travel to a different planet, only to find a new home, but we're glad you purchased this place before someone else did. So when do you think we'll be having a housewarming party?" Sources say the crew is likely headed to Chestnut Lane to buy new living room furniture on Planet B1.2.4.0.

A SpaceX representative confirmed the Polaris Dawn mission was a complete success and described the trip as "One giant leap for space-traveling billionaire man, one giant trip to IKEA for the other billionaires on board." At publishing time, SpaceX announced a new mission to go to that planet and attack the aliens there.