Betting Company Reports Record Profits After Employees Go On Strike

TBILISI, GEORGIA - A strike by thousands of employees at Evolution, an online gambling company, has unexpectedly aligned with record profits for the company.

"We have no idea how this could have happened," said a representative for Evolution. "Usually, our profits suffer during a strike. But this time, it turns out we've made even more money without our workers! It's almost uncanny!"

At press time, Evolution announced plans to relocate its operational studio to Tbilisi, Georgia, and encourage its employees to go on strike indefinitely.