Bedroom Dark Tourism On The Rise As People Experience Infamous Locations Where They Were Conceived

WORLD — Bedroom dark tourism is experiencing a wild surge as adventurous souls flock to notorious locations around the globe where, yes, you were conceived.

"Welcome to the motel where this little miracle of life was brought into being!" exclaimed a tour guide, gesturing dramatically toward a visibly worn-out bed with a notable outline of your father's naked backside. "This bed has been the scene of unfortunate choices made by countless others who, let’s face it, clearly didn’t think to cover it with a towel or anything." Tourists gathered around, gasping in horror as they imagined how your parents once celebrated life with a barbecue hook due to their questionable DIY decor decisions before embarking on the unspeakable act that resulted in your existence.

The bedroom dark tourism industry has undergone massive growth since COVID ended, with people eager to experience the creepy locales they only read about in history books or heard about over Thanksgiving dinner.

"People are increasingly drawn to places with a much darker ambiance," said Dr. Jenny Goodnik of Oxford University. "When it comes to relating to such unspeakable pasts, there's an undeniable thrill in realizing you share a connection with the very location where you came into being. Trust me, nothing’s grimmer than confronting those demonic beasts who dared to procreate! That’s why any sane person would admit—the room of your conception has a truly sinister vibe!"

At publishing time, you had embarked on a quest to the bathroom of a Denny’s in Philadelphia, seeking to leave a token of gratitude for the folks who conceived Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez right there.