Apple Employee Also Backed Up Crash Reports Before Running 10.1 Upgrade

CUPERTINO, CA — After learning of the next software update for the Apple Vision Pro, new slander for his once heralded creation, and various antitrust lawsuits to boot, Apple software engineer Bennett Iitronics backed up all submitted Vision devices in his possession — just in case.

Iitronics released Vision software fix 10.1 from the safety of an undisclosed location within the company. Based on some reports, the software's Screen Sharing feature had been sporadic and would pair with an additional device even though the initial connection had stopped. “Whatever you do Bennett, just release it and split,” read a DM from his associate. "We got clones now. Daddy’s gonna protect you."

The "Buckle Your Eye Socket" internal campaign was still seeing success regardless of the audio halting off and on inside Vision devices. Iitronic knew the desktop would crush the company if they didn't step in with a fix to aid players in their battle to both hear and find a base on time.

Iitronics insisted before his departure that "everything will be alright once everyone updates, because we are WINNING."

At publishing time, Iitronics was allegedly on the run at an event in Malibu by the end of the week.