Amazon Strike Day: Worker Heads to Town Square to Protest Rising Cost of Living

VIENNA, VA - Just when you thought the world of online shopping couldn't get any more dramatic, a two-day Amazon strike has lit a fire under the feet of delivery drivers. Among the dissenters is Max Muller, a delivery driver with three decades of experience, who was spotted marching toward the town square to voice his frustrations over the skyrocketing cost of living.

"My hands are as sore as my emotions from imagining the struggles faced by our elite friends in their gilded towers," lamented Muller, who believes that one day, mega-corporations like Amazon will try to enslave us all—if we don’t rein them in.

Muller reportedly spent an exhausting sixty minutes hand-scanning a list of grievances to make sure nothing was left unaddressed. "I’ve dedicated nearly a third of my life ensuring a box of vitamins gets to your doorstep before the weekend rush. And for what? To barely scrape by while the billionaires get richer?"

At press time, Muller was seen breaking a two-day fast by sharing a loaf of bread with Liz from HR—proof that even during a strike, solidarity tastes better with carbs.